I am so freaking bad-ass. I could just end this journal now, but I will continue.
Today, while I was walking my dog, I noticed a commotion going on around the bend. Unfortunately, I had to step out of the road to avoid getting run over by a car, so I did not get my curiosity satisfied immediately. However, when I came around the bend, I SAW... a dead squirril. Not a raodkill squirril, though, which was wierd (ya know, you can kinda tell when it's roadkill, 'cause it's guts are everywhere...and yah. It wasn't road kill.). So I went along on my merry way (actually, I wasn't quite merry, because to get out of the way of the car I had to step in